Proof that you can find anything on etsy

This, my friends, is an automaton by Little Robot. Not only is it a super cool piece of artwork, his mouth opens and closes. It's called the Devillish Sweet & Cake Maker. It makes your sweets calorie free - with just a small portion of your soul signed over to Lucifer. According to the artist, "This automaton will allow you to put your chocolate into it's mouth - wait 5 minutes and magically - your chocolate is now guilt-free - and if you jump up and down while you wait - calorie free!" This may be the coolest find of mine ever.